They held a presidential debate last night, and unfortunately, only one candidate showed up. And the one who did take the podium was some sort of weird doppelganger from Planet I Never Said That. As an act of stunning reinvention, that motor-mouth performance undoubtedly made history.
Meanwhile, there was a gubernatorial debate in Raleigh, and at least Walter Dalton had a working pulse.
I'm so happy, my long wait for Real Jobs color brochure of lies arrived today. Thank you Koch, Pope and friend for remembering me.
ReplyDeleteI do not think Walter Dalton showed. His eyes drove me crazy during the debate. Does he need new contacts?
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