James Dobson Rejects Fred Thompson

So Old Fred admits that he doesn't attend church all that often, and Mullah James Dobson delivers the stony tablets in the form of an e-mail:

"Isn't Thompson the candidate who is opposed to a Constitutional amendment to protect marriage, believes there should be 50 different definitions of marriage in the U.S., favors McCain-Feingold, won't talk at all about what he believes, and can't speak his way out of a paper bag on the campaign trail? He has no passion, no zeal, and no apparent 'want to.' And yet he is apparently the Great Hope that burns in the breasts of many conservative Christians? Well, not for me, my brothers. Not for me!"

The Associated Press got its hands on the e-mail, but we read it here.