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We've taken a solemn vow not to comment on the following curious facts:

1. Wednesday morning, Ruth Graham, the feisty and totally admirable wife of evangelist Billy Graham, slips into a coma as a result of complications from pneumonia.

2. Later Wednesday, Billy Graham releases a statement that both he and wife Ruth, who is declared "close to going home to heaven," will be buried at the tourist attraction lately opened by son Franklin Graham in Charlotte. Rev. Graham produces a document to that effect bearing both his and Ruth's signatures.

3. A previous document signed by Ruth, saying, "I want to make it very clear my final wish is to be buried at the Cove [near Asheville]. Under no circumstances am I to be buried in Charlotte," is declared null and void.

Source: Charlotte Observer