THIS FOXX WILL WEAR PERFUME

Gosh. Seems like The Madam will hold a town hall meeting practically anywhere but in Watauga County, and with practically anyone but with Watauga County citizens, at least any who are older than 5th graders or who haven't been pre-screened for cooties.

Congresswoman Virginia Foxx will appear at a "town hall" (which means, in our lexicon, that ordinary people get to ask questions) alongside Congressman Mel Watt at 7 p.m. this Sunday at Bryant Hall, Salem College, in Winston-Salem. The two reps will discuss Iraq, which in The Madam's case, we think, will mean going from zero to 9/11 in five seconds! But people in W-S might be a harder sell on that piece of legerdemain, since some of them will possibly actually know that neither Iraq, nor Iraqis, ever attacked us.

There's supposed to be a full 45 minutes of Q&A with the audience, once Congresswoman Foxx has finished putting lipstick on the Bush administration's corpse.