NEWT GINGRICH GOES ALL 'GREEN' AND GAY 'N' STUFF

Lordy, if we didn't know the GOP is traveling on its knees toward Nov. 2008, Newt Gingrich proved it yesterday in a "debate" with John Kerry yesterday, which was really a case of Gingrich smooching Kerry's arse in public and trying to get to the left of every environmentalist in sight.

Like, this is going to impress the bunny-shootin' conservatives in his party and somehow deliver the presidential nomination!