KARL ROVE DOES COMEDY AT OPEN-MIKE GIG

O no he dint!

Yesterday in Hendersonville, Karl Rove "assailed what he characterized as the tax-and-spend policies of the Democrats." (Asheville Citizen-Times)

That got a HUGE laugh, considering this.

Another knee-slapper, via Screwy Hoolie, who was there: "Our philosophy of government is held by the majority of Americans whether they know it or not, whether they're aware of it or not."

Take his philosophy. Please!

Screwy Hoolie, who probably counted very carefully, said there were 179 delegates present, while both the Asheville Citizen-Times and the Hendersonville Times-News followed the company line that there were 300 there. Either way, paltry attentance for such a comedy star.

A bust, even.