EVANGELICALS BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING; DOBSON'S PANTIES, IN A WAD

The showdown between Mullah James Dobson, whose moral indignation runs the gamut from gay marriage to lesbian adoption, and the National Association of Evangelicals (NAE), who have decided that global warming just might be a "moral issue," came to a (pardon the expression) head this weekend. The NAE reaffirmed "creation care" as a new part of its Christian agenda.

Meanwhile, the gnashing of teeth among Dobson, Gary Bauer, Tony Perkins, and other Christian Right tools of the conservative movement threatened to drown out the heavenly choir.