OUR CLOSETS, CLEANER THAN THINE

Two large Episcopal parishes in Virginia have voted overwhelmingly to quit the Anglican communion and join up with the Convocation of Anglicans in North America, a rival group formed by Anglican Archbishop Peter Akinola of Nigeria, who has called the growing acceptance of gay relationships a "satanic attack" on the church.

And women in the clergy too, since the presiding bishop of those seceding Virginia parishes is a woman.

The devil takes many forms.