The GOP Flogs a New Poster Child

But first, a recipe:

VIRGINIA FOXX MUFFINS
2 cups bleached (extra-white) flour
1 cup white sugar
1 stick butter
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
nuts (optional)
1 pound raw hamburger meat

The Madam trotted out new talking points for an appreciative all-Republican audience in Forsyth:

Foxx said that such comments as [Venezualan President Hugo] Chavez's are similar to those made by Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the House Democratic leader, and Sen. Harry Reid, the Senate Democratic leader, who have called Bush "a loser."

Democrats, she said, use rhetoric "just like Chavez and the president of Iran. The similarities to me are frightening."

She positively wakes up screaming. Luckily, up steps International Poopie-Head Hugo Chavez to give The Madam a cheap comparison. What? Osama not working for you any more?

And we were sooo hoping you'd talk about the immigrant workforce and your role in keeping it employed.