"Comparisons Are Odorous," said Dogberry

Nathan Tabor, bless his heart: "Dean Smith is a great basketball icon who is very liberal in his politics. He certainly has a winning record on the basketball court, however, having his political support is definitely the political kiss of death."

Gosh. Such sapience at such a young age. Nathan learned a thing or two about "the political kiss of death," having been thusly smooched twice at the polls himself. He's an authority on this stuff.