A Return to Sanity and a Better Diet

Thank Gawd it's 2006! Which means a temporary end to cream-cheese-based foods.

Also means the American people will get to vote in a few months. People in North Carolina will be able to vote the first of May in the two parties' nominating primaries. Promises to be interesting, especially, perhaps, on the Republican side of the ballot. We hear, for example, that some of the old bulls in the local GOP have recruited a patsy to run against Sheriff Mark Shook in the primary.

The main event, though, will be in November when all the American people can send their best wishes or their disapprobation to The Regime in Washington. We can't hardly wait for that opportunity.