Great Steaming Piles

Most states have to wait years -- or at least months -- to achieve this sort of scandal and evident corruption around a state lottery. North Carolina officials have achieved odoriferous malefaction in a matter of minutes! Thanks to all our Democratic leaders, from The Guv in the mansion to Jim Black in the N.C. House and Tony Rand in the N.C. Senate, for leading us so astutely down that primrose path.