Jehovah Makes Helpful Editorial Suggestions

After praying to God, Rev. Creighton Lovelace of Danieltown Baptist Church in Forest City (see previous post, down-column) decided his "flush the Koran" sign was perhaps not the most salubrious step he's taken lately, so the sign has come down. "When I posted the sign in front of the church, it was my intent only to affirm and exalt the Bible and its teaching," said Rev. Lovelace. "And do you know a better way to exalt the Bible than insulting heathens?" Okay, he didn't actually say the second half of that sentence. But still.