Bush to Be in Great Smokies on Earth Day

El Presidente is planning to visit Cades Cove in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park next week to see for himself how bad his air pollution policies are for America's most visited national park. Oops, no, he won't see that, because the air is too thick with ozone. Instead, he'll pretend to work at a volunteer project for a photo op. And pretend to honor Earth Day.