Monday, March 18, 2019

Congresswoman Virginia Foxx Announces She'll Run Again


Her announcement statement left room for interpretation:

What She Said
"To anyone paying attention, it’s become very clear in the first few months of liberal control of the House that the Democrat party has lurched far, far to the left."

What She Meant
Halloween is my favorite day of the year. I dress up as a witch and try to scare the little children. It usually works.

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What She Said
"Our nation is founded on the concepts of individual liberty and personal responsibility. That’s why I am committed to working to halt the left’s headlong slide into what increasingly looks like socialism. We cannot afford the out of touch policies peddled by the far-left that will squelch the entrepreneurial, problem-solving, and hard-working ethos that has made the United States the greatest nation in the world."

What She Meant
I know lots of words. I know the best words. Some good word combos require hyphens. I can also blow out all the candles on my birthday cake with one breath.

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What She Said  
"North Carolina voters are looking for solutions from their government that actually work. They want economic growth, good jobs and strong national security—not partisan investigations or the kind of socialist rhetoric and class warfare being floated by the newly ascendant 'Democratic Socialist' wing of the Democrat party."

What She Meant
Have you seen all the photos of me with Our Wonderful President? I have enlargements suitable for framing. Do you want one? Don't call me. Call my office.

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What She Said
"My goal for the 2020 election is to build on my strong track record of conservative problem-solving on behalf of my constituents.  I love our nation and our tradition of limited government too much to let a handful of big-spending leftists in Congress trample our centuries of success in self-government."

What She Meant
Sometimes I just have to stick my fingers in my years and say "Na na na na na na" until they stop talking. It usually works.

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What She Said
“I’m looking forward to a vigorous debate over the best path forward for America.  And I’m casting my lot—as I always have—with the time-tested principles of liberty and limited government that will work for all the people of the Fifth District.”

What She Meant
You wanna see me in person? You make an appointment with my office. I don't do town hall meetings, though I like a good buffet.

3 comments:

Waldenpons said...

With no more gerrymandering, she will loose. Social Security and Medicare also leftists ideas...

Brother Doc said...

When o when o when after all the court rulings will we EVER get fair district boundaries and have at least a 50-50 chance of sending this ...woman... permanently to retirement in her mega-hyphen-mansion in Foscoe?

frisbeeredcat said...

I wish these small government Republicans would quit giving massive tax cuts to the wealthiest in our country and I wish they'd keep America out of other countries business like Venezuela.