finds the women's lingerie ads in Sears a definite turn-on, and in between yelling "Satan, get Thee behind me!" he wants to warn good Christians everywhere to wrap those catalogs in brown kraft paper, to protect themselves from such pornography.
Yes, he's waaay out there, our Dan Forest!
Luckily, the Lt. Gov. of North Carolina has virtually no mandated duties. Just ask Walter Dalton.