|This man is in charge of a WHOLE Texas county!|
When the local Fox TV affiliate asked the judge about why he's raising taxes, he did what any red-blooded Texas Republican would do. He blamed President Obama. And spun out one of the most singularly entertaining cover-ups of all time:
Judge Head said he and the county must be prepared for many contingencies, one that he particularly fears, is if President Obama is reelected.
“He’s going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN, and what is going to happen when that happens?,” Head asked.
“I’m thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we’re not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.
“Now what’s going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He’s going to send in U.N. troops. I don’t want 'em in Lubbock County. OK. So I’m going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say ‘you’re not coming in here.’
“And the sheriff, I’ve already asked him, I said ‘you gonna back me?’ He said, ‘yeah, I’ll back you.’ Well, I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me.”Apparently, keeping U.N. troops out of Lubbock, Texas, because President Obama has declared a state of emergency because there's a general civil war erupting over his reelection ... why, that's expensive, folks! And you know what's the saddest part of this fantasy? The people in that part of Texas are quite capable of hearing that malarky and saying, "Yeah! Damn straight! We need to pay higher taxes to protect ourselves from Obama and the U.N.!"