When the Center cannot hold, things fall apart, and what rough beast slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?
Defiant comedy is replacing political discourse, which seems fair enough. The Donner Party’s platform:
About: We will literally eat each other before we give an inch!
Description: The Donner Party is a dog who can bark at a pine cone for nine days and not get tired!
● Tax the rich at 100%
● Federally funded, partial birth abortions at the drive-thru of McDonald's
● Janeane Garofalo must be on the $50 bill!
● No new guns may be produced; Want one? Pry it from someone's cold dead hands
● Not only must gay history be taught in public schools, but gay math as well
● Jesus was just a guy & if you so much as thank him for a touchdown, the state will take your children
● Free college, healthcare & 6 weeks paid vacation for ALL!