Thursday, June 17, 2010

The Palmetto Bug Is Just a Giant Cockroach

Apparently, the good ole boys just don't like Nikki Haley, the Mark Sanford disciple now locked in a 2nd primary run-off of her own to be the next Republican governor of South Carolina.

All those accusations of infidelity didn't do the trick. So the male Republican establishment in S.C. is trotting out a platoon of other disqualifiers, like that she's a secret practitioner of the Sikh religion. (Incidentally, the only Sikhs I have personally known were in mass attendance at one of the last pro-choice rallies I attended in Washington, D.C. So, if Nikki Haley is a secret Sikh, that may mean she's secretly also pro-choice?)

Don't tell Sarah Palin. Palin has endorsed Haley. 'Course, Palin also endorsed getting a bunch of Dutch dike-builders down to the Gulf to fix that leak problem. (Sarah doesn't remember a lot from school, but she remembers that "finger in the dike" story!)

Some of those Republican ole boys in South Carolina say they may support the Democratic candidate for governor if Nikki Haley wins her 2nd primary. Anything can and probably will happen south of the border.

1 comment:

Dog Tom said...

Nikki Haley represents what will tear apart the Republican and Democratic parties this November. The anti-incumbant feeling will affect both, and is a good thing. To bad Madame Foxx probably won't benefit from this phenomenon, however her Senate counterpart, Richard Burr is on the ropes.

Back to Nikki. I must say for a woman of her age, she is not bad on the eyes. Even if she doesn't see victory, it will be a pleasure to see this beauty and her shark like smile prancing and parading around.

Dog Tom