You know the old saying, that if there's no evidence of a conspiracy, that's just proof that the conspiracy is working!
That was the line of attack of half-term Gov. Sarah Palin yesterday at the National Rifle Association convention in Charlotte. She said that President Obama and Nancy Pelosi wanted to ban all guns in the United States, and her proof is that they haven't done anything to ban all guns in the United States. But they want to, and the more they want to, the more they don't. Which is just a damn conspiracy to confuse all of us real Americans.
I'm not making this up.
The rhetoric at an NRA convention could be used to strip old oak furniture.