Baptists Cast Out Demons

North Carolina Southern Baptists are expected to "cast out" Myers Park Baptist Church tomorrow morning at their convention in Greensboro ... cast them out because they're nice to gays, a big no-no among Southern Baptists these days, who have evidently gotten rattled by reactionary politics on the way to proving how godly they are.

Oddest part of this saga is that the Myers Park church has itself asked the state convention for this casting out, evidently so a lesbian deacon and the gay-friendly head pastor can make speeches. Likely story! We know the real reason they want to be cast out is so they can practice homosexual "bonding" on the altar and turn all the little children into screaming queens.

The N.C. Baptists will protect us.