Some churches evidently feel the only way to "relate" to teenage boys, and to get them through the churchhouse doors, is to host "game nights" with the new Halo 3 video game. This ain't pin the tail on the donkey.
And get this: while Halo 3 is age restricted -- you have to be at least 17 to buy the game -- churches have become neighborhood pushers to 13-year-olds of video opiates unavailable to them otherwise.
Anything for the Kingdom of Christ, right? Because Jesus said, "Thou shalt practice preemptive war, even as the saints did before you."
Ah, new "values voters" in the making!