Thursday, January 20, 2005

Rev. Dobson's Case of Queer Fear

We swear we're not making this up. But James Dobson has taken on children's cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants as a stalking horse for the "gay agenda" (shades of Jerry Falwell declaring a jihad against Winky Tink for having a purple purse).

Mullah Dobson launched the attack at a black-tie dinner for his Congressional toadies in Washington on Tuesday night. Dobson said that SpongeBob's creators had "enlisted him in a 'pro-homosexual video,' in which he appeared alongside children's television colleagues like Barney and Jimmy Neutron, among many others. The makers of the video, he said, planned to mail it to thousands of elementary schools to promote a 'tolerance pledge' that includes tolerance for differences of 'sexual identity.' "

If there's one thing Mullah Dobson won't tolerate, it's tolerance.

The fact that Dobson has apparently confused one web site with another hardly matters, especially not to him. The Grand Inquisitor must have his fresh meat.

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