Friday, August 13, 2004

The Girly Men in the Bush Administration

Last night on "The Daily Show," Jon Stewart had the clip of Dick Cheney mocking John Kerry for using the "s" word (out of context, natch! but according to Cheney, Kerry is a "sensitive" little pussy!) and followed it with a clip of El Presidente saying we must be "sensitive" in the war on terror, which was delicious but made us all know there must be more, and I knew that by noon today someone would have compiled the full print record of this administration's rampant hypocrisy. So here 'tis, right on schedule.

Just a teaser, but the following official pussies in the Bush administration have called for "sensitivity" in the War on Terror: Prez Bush, Vice Prez Cheney (multiple times), Air Force special forces spokesperson Chief Master Sgt. Robert Martens, Donald Rumsfeld, General Richard Myers, General Tommy Franks, Attorney General John Ashcroft, Senator Trent Lott, Paul Wolfowitz ... you get the drift here?

Huge homos, all of them!

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