Friday, July 16, 2004

Vernon Robinson Goes "Official"

Registered Republicans across the N.C. 5th Congressional District pulled out of their mailboxes yesterday a huge wad of paper -- some 16 pages of 8 1/2 x 11 sheets -- labeled "YOUR OFFICIAL VOTER GUIDE & CANDIDATE REPORT CARD," which is in actuality a Vernon Robinson mailing (and a reprint mainly from his snaky website), which includes all the dirt he's been able to dig up on Ed Broyhill, Virginia Foxx, Jay Helvey, and Nathan Tabor.
 
It makes for entertaining reading: "Ms. Foxx is a very intemperate woman with a reputation for name calling and blowing her stack, and a personality more like a New York City girl than a North Carolina mountain woman.  As the Winston-Salem Journal put it, 'Her record in Raleigh is one of self-righteousness toward all with whom she disagrees.' "
 
Gee.  There's no arguing with any of that.
 
And our hat's off to Robinson for just generally "classing up the joint."  We'd vote for him if we could.  But we're a godless, communist, feminazi-coddling, America-hating liberal.

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