"Wanna Pet My Gun?"

Comes out now on the Time magazine site that El Presidente has been presented the pistol that Saddam had on him when he was captured, as a personal memento, and that he keeps it in the personal study where Bill Clinton used to do the dirty with Monica, and that he lets people touch it, and that "He really liked showing it off," says a recent visitor to the White House who has seen the gun. "He was really proud of it."

Enough there for theorists of sexual inadequacy and political posturing, we wager. One president gets off with interns; the other gets off on invasions. And NOW his gun is bigger than yours!